December 2009
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
thefrogman:
“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy Story
“I shall...
the most depressing decade-end wrap up i've seen... →
molls:
Where the hell is this guy?
“There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered:...”
– Miss Manners’ Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour (via art-or-porn)
Watchthedailywhat:
CollegeHumor Original of the Day: If you’ve ever played Tetris you probably won’t be very surprised to learn that the Tetris God is a total douche.
[via.]
“Can you make it so when people click on their start-bar my website pops up?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
wow
Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
“One night in the middle of the day, two dead boys went out to play. Back to back...”
– Author —- I have no fucking clue… (via johncody)
helllloimjess:
wheretheroadends:
yayduke:
bbbrandon:
thisiswilliams:
t0mriddle:
anthonyyyy:
inflightradio:
I LOVE TYRA
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damn, youz a crazy bitch
